KOALA 2.0 Super-Grip Handy-Lanyard

Look, we get it. You've seen all kinds of cheap phone lanyards, the ones with the sticky pad that peels off the second you break a sweat, or the flimsy plastic tab that jams into your charging port and snaps when you actually need it. We've tried them too. They're garbage.

The KOALA 2.0 is something completely different. It's a super-grip silicone harness that physically wraps around your phone and holds on tight — no adhesives, no charging port interference, no prayers required. It works with or without a case, grips phones up to the latest iPhone and Galaxy models, and holds up to 22,5 kg of force. (Your phone weighs about 0,25 kg. You do the math.)

The included leash stretches up to 90 cm — long enough for photos, short enough to save your phone from the big dive. Clip it to your jacket, harness, backpack, or belt loop with the included Clamp and Carabiner Clip. Both are in the box because we couldn't decide which one was better, so we just gave you both.

Fair question. Here's the honest answer:

How it attaches: KOALA 2.0 uses a silicone harness that grips the phone mechanically. Cheap tethers use adhesive pads or charging port inserts.

Works without a case? KOALA 2.0: Yes. Cheap tethers: Usually no.

Strength rating: KOALA 2.0: 50 lbs. Cheap tethers: Rarely specified (for good reason).

Leash length: KOALA 2.0: 90 cm stretch. Cheap tethers: 30 - 60 cm typical.

Blocks charging port? KOALA 2.0: No. Cheap tethers: Often yes.

Survives heat, sweat, water? KOALA 2.0: Yes — silicone doesn't care. Cheap tethers: Adhesive fails in heat and moisture.

Camera obstruction? KOALA 2.0: Stays clear of all lenses. Cheap tethers: Varies.

Warranty: KOALA 2.0: 100% No Worries — free replacement, forever. Cheap tethers: 30-day return if you're lucky.

Price: KOALA 2.0: 29,99 €. Cheap tethers: 6,90-15,90€.

The KOALA costs more because it actually works. And if it ever doesn't, we replace it. No questions, no hassle, no worries.

The KOALA 2.0 was born in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and designed by people who climb, ski, fish, hike, and occasionally drop expensive things off cliffs. It's trusted by world-champion climbers, professional adventure photographers, and thousands of everyday adventurers who'd rather not explain to their insurance company how their phone ended up at the bottom of a river.

Whether you're shooting photos from the chairlift, navigating a trail with GPS, filming your buddy's send, or just walking around a city and being your normal clumsy self — the KOALA keeps your phone exactly where it should be: attached to you.

Before you buy, check phone compatibility to make sure the KOALA 2.0 fits your device.

The short answer: a really long time.

The KOALA 2.0 is made from heavy-duty silicone, polycarbonate, aluminum, and stainless steel — materials chosen specifically because they don't quit when things get rough. Silicone doesn't degrade in UV light, doesn't crack in the cold, and doesn't lose grip when it's wet or sweaty. The leash holds up to 22,5 kg of force. The clamp and carabiner are built from the same hardware you'd trust on real gear.

We've had customers running the same KOALA for years — through ski seasons, river trips, climbing trips, and daily life. It doesn't wear out because there's nothing to wear out: no adhesive to peel, no moving parts to jam, no flimsy tabs to snap.

And if yours ever does break or stop working? Our 100% No Worries Warranty means we'll replace it for free. No receipt, no time limit, no hassle. That's how confident we are.